Sunday, July 31, 2011

HAUNTED HOTELS

I don't know what's up with the hotels in the International League over the past few weeks. Last week we stayed in Scranton, Pennsylvania where we were told the hotel was possessed by ghosts. Yesterday I checked into my room in Toledo, Ohio and found a half drank Pepsi, the extremely pungent smell of Sex Panther cologne that really did sting my nostrils, and a rubber duck in the bath tub. It actually worked out pretty well for me though, as I quickly realized I had forgotten my G.I. Joe's back in Syracuse.

I tweeted last week about my haunted hotel experience, so I wanted to take a few minutes and let you all in on what it was like spending four nights with ghosts. I will preface my story with the fact that I am scared of the dark. Honestly, it scares the shit out of me. I can't even fall asleep with a night light on. That thing is probably even spookier than sleeping in total darkness. You can make fun of me it's fine. My three year old cousins give me shit for it all the time. Anyways, not only do I not like the dark, but I friggin' hate ghosts. Weird huh? The kid that doesn't like the dark is also afraid of ghosts. As surprised as you may be, it's true. So when I found out that our hotel was haunted you can probably tell how excited I was for the next four nights.

Before I head up to my room for my first night in our haunted hotel I am bombarded with ghosts stories from teammates that have either stayed there before or heard from other buddies the stuff they had experienced. I hear about the crazy "waiter ghost" that runs up and down the hallways with his tray of food only to disappear when guests spot him. The little kid that lives on the 6th floor that enjoys spinning his head around 360 degrees. The train that supposedly loudly passes right outside the hotel every night even though the tracks had been removed more than 100 years ago. And the lady that apparently commits suicide by jumping of the 6th floor balcony a few nights a week. These are just some of the stories I heard before making my way back to my room around 1 AM the first night.

As I open my door I'm greeted by my alarm clock radio playing at full blast. If you've seen the movie 1408 you know what I'm talking about. If I wasn't already intimidated of this place, I was now. You may be thinking, "Come on Matt, that's nothing to be scared of!" Well, the strange part is that the radio alarm was turned to "off " but the music kept playing. We eventually had to unplug the radio from the wall to get it to stop. When it was finally time to go to bed, falling asleep was harder than I had anticipated. According to the stories, guests usually notice strange activity in their rooms from 1 AM to 5 AM. It was about 2 AM at this point and I couldn't help but notice I was in the "danger zone." Our air conditioning unit wasn't helping my sleeping disorder any. It would turn on and off every few minutes accompanied by the most unpleasant sound I'd ever heard. Perfectly fitting for a haunted hotel. To my delight, it turns out I didn't spot any ghosts, but that didn't stop me from poking my head out from under the covers and checking for them every ten minutes throughout the night. Apparently I wasn't the only one that came up empty on the ghost front. We officially had zero sightings during our four day stay, and that's just fine with me. I'm just glad we don't go back there again this year, and if I'm back next year I probably won't be staying at the team hotel.

9 comments:

  1. I don't say this phrase enough but "fuck that noise." I've seen 1408 and I am not taking any chances with haunted hotels. Bam, rubber ducky in the tub, either the worse hotel service in the world or bad ass super ghosts, either way I am gone.

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  2. Soooo, I don't suppose you enjoy going to haunted houses for fun around Halloween time? Now, I love watching horror movies at night with all the lights off , sometimes alone, but I won't lie, I am one of those people who gets freaked out thinking something is hiding under my bed and is going to reach out and drag me under so I like to do that whole running and leaping into bed thing and then sleep next to the wall praying that if something is under there when it reaches up it'll just drag my bf under and leave me & my dogs alone (I have my priorities in line). I was also convinced for long time that a ghost lived in my attic (everyone told me it was a squirrel, I still think it was a ghost) so with that said, be brave. Be strong. And sleep with the lights on!

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  3. I agree lol

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  4. Haha the weird thing is I love horror movies too

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  5. Oooh hey! Good for you! I'm impressed, I didn't think you would like them. I guess it's fun to be scared/creeped..to a certain degree. Good luck with the ghost!

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  6. Can you say what hotel it was?  Also, have you ever read the 1408 sh0rt story?  It's one of the freakiest stories I have ever read.  I haven't seen the movie, but I can't imagine it being better than the book

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  7. no roomate? that would be pretty creepy alone, i dont like that lady jumping off the 6 floor one. I am sitting in my living room alone right now and suddenly became very terrified! haha

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  8. when I was a freshman back in day my dorm was super haunted it use to be an old boarding school. crazy to have my roommate and others hear weird stuff in hallways and hear kids playing. personally, I never did only cause I wore headphones at night (roommate use to snore). yeah, I was alone one weekend and it felt creepy knowing that something could be out there. Everything you are describing reminds me of my old dorm. At least you survived! :-D

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  9. I never really thought much about ghosts until I had my own encounter with one. My friend was kind enough to admit her place was haunted after I'd stayed the night with her! 

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