Friday, January 21, 2011


I believe I have officially seen it all. Last night I was flipping through the channels on TV and turned to one of the news stations. It was a story about a woman who isn't very good at doing two things at once. Before I continue, check out the video below to see what I mean.

Now that you are done laughing, well probably still giggling a little, this really isn't even the best part of the story. First, I have no idea how you can possibly walk straight into a giant swimming pool in the middle of a mall. But the story gets worse, when it was later revealed that this woman actually works there. I guess during her 10,000 trips to and from work over the last few years she has failed to notice the insanely large Slip and Slide in the middle of her place of work.

Second, she is now suing the people you hear in this video for recording it and putting it on Youtube for millions to see. She says the embarrassment is just too much for her, and no one deserves to be humiliated like this. I guess I have to agree with her, nobody deserves to be humiliated on Youtube in front of millions of people. That is unless you happen to be caught on tape texting through the mall while taking a nose dive straight into a giant swimming pool!

Third, if you are that traumatized that 2,000,000 people have now seen your video on Youtube, it probably wouldn't be a great idea to take your ranting straight to every news channel in the country complaining about how these security camera workers should be fired and sued for what they have done to you. Youtube is no doubt an extremely popular website, but I'm pretty sure if she had just left the issue alone it wouldn't be getting broadcasted on people's TV sets across the country. Way to think things true.

Anyways, I better stop now before I receive a letter in the mail informing me that I am being sued for causing her further embarrassment. Good day people, and please don't try to text and swim.
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