Wednesday, September 1, 2010

HOW TO RUN ON WATER

My email has been flooded with questions on how it is possible. My front door is bolted shut to keep reporters out. My address changed. My phone number unlisted. Until now. I let you all in on my secret to success. Enjoy.

10 comments:

  1. I'm now a fan of Running on Water. I cant wait for ESPN to cover this sport. U must channel the lizard. Great success! :P

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  2. .......You need to get back in the game, dude. LOL!!

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  3. Seriously, ridiculous! Thanks, now I am going to have to try that!

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  4. Dude, This is a Hi-Tech comercial! Any time you want to invite a few fans to your house to party i'm down! That house is sick!

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  5. so were you trying to sound like Borat at the end there?? :)

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  6. Oh. My. Gawd. That is...well...somehow even more epic than Mr Rogers!

    "Shoes are for pansies!"

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  7. Laughed my ass off, If you don't make it in baseball you can write for SNL!!!

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  8. The issue is they are flush with the land and water and you have a drop off on the lip of the pool to contend with or else you'd be right there. Spray your feet with Rain-X and overfill your pool. also you have a fake accent - the water knows...

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  9. This was awesome! "Shoes are for pansies" was the best line in there. I laughed the whole time.

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  10. Matt Antonelli.... you are a massive dork!

    Haha... that being said.. the part where you run all the way around the pool for some reason made me laugh hysterically.

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