Thursday, August 12, 2010


Hey guys, how are we? I'm up early today, probably the earliest I've been up in a few months. It's 5:30AM and I'm getting ready to jump in my car and take the 30 minute drive over to the Phoenix Airport for a short one hour flight to San Diego. I'm flying once again on my favorite airline, Southwest, so it should be exciting, especially so early in the morning. I'm heading over to SD to visit the doctor again to see if my shot is working and to find out the plans for the rest of the summer. I am really hoping that this is the last time I will need to fly out and see doctors and we can get back to worrying strictly about playing. I guess we will find out shortly.

Switching gears for a minute, last night I went to dinner with a few friends and we started delving into some interesting discussions. One in particular stuck out, so I wanted to get a few outside opinions on the matter. I'm not really sure how we ended up where we did, but here's a quick outline of the conversation. One of my buddies was talking about President Obama and how he is for sure, no doubt about it, nothing that could change his mind, absolutely certain that the president has ten to twenty identical look-a-likes that are stationed around the country that allow him to be in so many places at one time. So when your watching the Cleveland Indians play the Chicago White Sox and he throws out the first pitch, that's probably not him. Or when you see him at the local grocery store buying some butternut squash on sale, that's probably not him either. Or when he's visiting Asia or South America to discuss politics, that's probably definitely not him. I wish you were there to hear it because it was friggin' hilarious.

Now I'm not going to lie. When he started talking about cloning and look-a-likes I didn't believe a word he said and I just laughed it off. But the more and more he went into it he was actually quite convincing. Now I'm sitting here on my sofa watching TV and I'm wondering how many Obamas there really are in the world. I've got to get to the bottom of this. I'm not sure how I'm going to do it, but if anyone knows the current or any former presidents lets figure this shit out!

Well I better run because I don't want to miss this flight. I hope everyone has a good day and if you have any friends in the CIA give them my email. Thanks!


  1. I am suprised, with your last name starting with A, you should have been picked to be Obama in Arizona back in June. They are doing it alphabetically now. It might have been in the same envelope with your speeding ticket.

    Your picture is outdated, that was the Obama X600, they stopped using that in 2009.

  2. I hope you didn't tell the doctor about his little theory. Otherwise, they might throw a straight jacket on you and lock you up for the rest of the summer.