Yesterday I was looking through the people I follow on Twitter and noticed that Ellen DeGeneres has 4.4 million Twitter followers. First of all, that is absolutely amazing. I then looked over at my Twitter followers, 587. That's just shitty. I decided I was going to go out and find some more followers. I planned on launching a campaign to get Ellen to follow me. I'm a big fan of hers and The Ellen Show. She's hilarious, and I like how she dances. I figured it would take a while and I was prepared to stop at nothing to reach my goal. I sent her a message yesterday announcing my mission and less than 12 hours later the job was done. I am now followed by @theellenshow. I highly doubt she had anything to do with this, but I'm grateful regardless. Laugh, Dance, Conquer baby!